UKUUG Biographical details

I am a recreational mathematician and professional reality hacker. I have been banging on computer graphics since 1982 and on dynamic website systems since 1994. I almost got a B.Math in Computer Science from the University of Waterloo but decided that I was done before they did. I think too much.
I am peace with all that is. I kiss people's scars. I revel in people's obsessions. I am the lens that shows people everything good about themselves. A lens that spans the length of the universe and shows you the back of your consciousness. The universe is infinite and inexplicable and I make it wrap around a sphere.
We need more openly crazy people in this industry!